Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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