Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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