Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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