do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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