i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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