so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
