Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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