sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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