yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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