I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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