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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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