It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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