If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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