Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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