fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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