she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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