so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm passing your future prison.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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