Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
50% drunk capacity currently
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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