dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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