I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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