FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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