My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize
