My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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