The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
