Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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