found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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