I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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