what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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