wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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