In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it hurts more in the daytime
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
