Small penises have feelings too.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You're like the curious george of whores
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Randomize
