I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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