How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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