I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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