I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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