Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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