Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Randomize
