My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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