She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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