Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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