idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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