Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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