Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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