i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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