Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.

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(925): View more from California

We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car

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(402): View more from Nebraska

As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date

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(310): View more from California

We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....

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(607): View more from New York

It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...

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(801): View more from Utah

He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...

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