He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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