Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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