I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize