You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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