Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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