We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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