didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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